I ate mall chinese food today and with every single bite I took, I could feel the eyes of the crepe restaurant workers judging me. Well guess what, crepes? You aren’t all that filling and I hadn’t eaten since a bowl of cereal when I got up!
About two hours ago, I took some night-time advil and now I feel like, I drank some Sleepington’s tea, AKA Nature’s Lullaby. So, to bed at 3:30! What a treat and a delight for me!
(I’m being serious. I’m usually not even in bed until 5:30!
OMFG I AM ABOUT TO PISS MYSELF I WAS JUST WALKING MY DOG AND ONE MY NEIGHBORS PUT UP THIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS DINOSAUR AND LOOK AT IT ITS SO MOTHAFUCKIN HAPPY
TO HAVE A MOTHAFUCKIN PRESENT
IN ITS MOTHAFUCKIN DINOSAUR HANDS
OH MY GOD IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSEL IM LAUGHING SO HARD
ITS BEEN A YEAR AND THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH THEY PUT IT UP AGAIN A FEW DAYS AGO AND I ALMOST SWERVED MY CAR INTO A MAIL BOX BC I WAS DYING
A guy I used to work with had this decoration on his desk year round. I always said I was going to steal it on my last day and now I’m kinda sad that I didn’t.
Edward Keenan’s coverage of Toronto City Hall has really been excellent. I love to read his pieces and this one is great and says everything I feel in classy, well thought out sentences, whereas I mostly sputter and go “ROB FORD SUCKS!”
- dignified-and-old said: idrc about Star Trek but I appreciate the SNL Jeter sucks reference
Haha! I hoped somebody would pick up on that. He suuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
So, on my online dating profile, I say that TNG takes all comers in the Star Trek pantheon and that Picard was cooler than Kirk, but Janeway was badass.
This has, naturally, attracted nerds. But they want to, like, woo me by mentioning DS9. Come on. Come ONNNNNNN!!! I *SCOFF* at DS9. It sucks! Let me elaborate. It sucks in three specific ways: So hard, so bad and wicked bad.
I am not even here for your DS9 shit, sons! My ranking of Treks goes thusly: TNG > Original recipe > Voyager > Enterprise > DS9. I’m willing to hear arguments about how something is better than Voyager because it’s an unpopular choice, I know. I’ll likely disagree, because I *LOVE* Voyager. Still, I know it’s stupid and that it’s not even close to the best. That doesn’t mean there’s an opening for top spot and that you should craft an argument to convince me that DS9 is the best. Because I will fight you, and not in the fun, sexy way you imagine.