I recently discovered my “other” message box on Facebook. Did you know you have an “other” box? I always assumed I only had one box. I was wrong. And what I found in there is now consuming me.
As some of you remember, a year ago I got fired from Casino Niagara, after some very sexual…
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought the, “he put his kid on the phone” thing was just an urban legend.
In case you didn’t think Canada was adorable enough, Santa writes back to letters he receives from Canadian children. All you need to do is write a letter and address it “Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada” (seriously, not making this up) between November 3rd and December 17th and he…
unsurprisingly the claims that DNA which “proved” Aaron Kosminski was Jack the Ripper has been found to be unscientific
Today, I went to vote in advance polls for our municipal election (AKA Oust The Fords) and I brought my passport and my health card as identification because we didn’t get voter ID cards in the mail yet.
IDK why I thought my health card had my address on it, and I forgot that my passport only has my address hand-printed in it. So, ugh. I should’ve just brought a piece of mail.
But the woman registering people was like “Well, you can just register as ‘no fixed address.’”
Me: “What does that mean?”
Lady: “Well, nothing, really. Just that I have to take your word for it.”
Me: “Uh, OK.”
So even though I had the credentials of a homeless ghost, I voted early and now that’s done with.
It sucks being so far away from my mom on her birthday. So I am mailing her a nasty bag of nasty Halloween kisses that she likes for some reason.